I overheard my Mommy and Daddy talking today about how I’ve not pooed in my diaper in a couple days. They were saying that my regular poos should be stopping now that I’m all of two whole months old, and I may be starting to poo only every two or three days.
What, I’m supposed to just HOLD it? Crazy Mommy and Daddy! Crazy I say!
I’m really happy that I’m still playing booty tuba, though… If I wasn’t farting, I’d probably explode!
I’m kinda scared to see what comes out when nothing has for two days! Cross your fingers with me! Wait, I can’t cross my fingers yet… I can’t even get my thumb in my mouth with any consistency yet, either. Help!